Symphony Lovers Gifts

"This sure beats barking."

Haydn's Surprise Symphony

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

'Mahler's 9th?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Orchestra.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Bassoons.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Malcolm Sargent

Plum jam...

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Golden age of music

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Edward Elgar.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Disease-y Top

Snake Charming

Maestro

Giuseppe Verdi

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Maurice Ravel.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov