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"This sure beats barking."

Haydn's Surprise Symphony

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

'Mahler's 9th?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Orchestra.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Bassoons.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Plum jam...

Malcolm Sargent

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Golden age of music

Edward Elgar.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Snake Charming

Disease-y Top

Giuseppe Verdi

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Maestro

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Maurice Ravel.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Musicians on a beach

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

Islington Angels.

Edvard Grieg.