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Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Cimafunk

Orchestra.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Malcolm Sargent

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Robbie Williams

Golden age of music

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

The Little Drummer Boy.

Edward Elgar.

Music for car stereos

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Maestro

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Giuseppe Verdi

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Maurice Ravel.

Gangsta wrap.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

More Arts Council cuts...

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"The guy's a natural!"

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."