Phonics Fanatic T-Shirts

'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'

Poor Brett was still hooked on phonics well into his thirties.

"Hi. My name is Phrank. I'm hooked on phonics."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Worm Charmer

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

Three Ladies

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Team Flute

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Volcaniax

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

Three people playing on the same flute.

Hallelujah!

Guitar.

Whack a Marimba

Phonetic Man

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Football drummer

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Ohm sweet Ohm

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children