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Phonetic Man

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Worm Charmer

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Three Ladies

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

Team Flute

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Three people playing on the same flute.

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

"Turn down the bass."

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Whack a Marimba

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Ohm sweet Ohm

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Giuseppe Verdi

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Progression steps showing period morphing into exclamation point and then ending as a question mark.

The March to Finchley.