Phonetic Fanatic Mugs

Yes, it's Peel' - P - E - E - L.' - 'No... no... 'e' for echo.' - 'No... no... 'echo' - E - C - H...' -

"iPhone" is an odd sounding name Are you saying it's not "You-phonic"?

Phonetic Man

Cimafunk

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Worm Charmer

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Three Ladies

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Team Flute

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Turn down the bass."

Little Richard

Three people playing on the same flute.

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Whack a Marimba

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Ohm sweet Ohm

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Prince in the Afterlife

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Progression steps showing period morphing into exclamation point and then ending as a question mark.