Phonics Fanatic Mugs

'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'

Poor Brett was still hooked on phonics well into his thirties.

"Hi. My name is Phrank. I'm hooked on phonics."

Cimafunk

The Worm Charmer

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Punk Reindeer

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Three Ladies

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Team Flute

Robbie Williams

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Gangsta wrap.

Little Richard

Robert Burns

Three people playing on the same flute.

Hallelujah!

Guitar.

Whack a Marimba

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Phonetic Man

Football drummer

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.