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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Italica

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Quills - Sizes 1-9

InIn by-products.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

Dive in Archive.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"