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' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'I'm hooked on phonics.'

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Public footpath on a desert island.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Newton Discovers Gravity

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Michail Glinka

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"How was the play!"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'