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A man in the form of a shadow with his shadow in the form of a man.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Da Vinci Cod

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Science Fair Judgements

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Newton Discovers Gravity

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."