Natural Phenomenon Fan T-Shirts

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

Space Pioneer

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Mamoose...

"Damn floral activists."

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"It's inoperable and perennial."