Celestial Phenomena Fan T-Shirts

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Cosmic!'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Eye Opener

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Angel Basketball

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'

Heavenly Tennis.

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Earth Going Viral

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

Angel annoyed by traffic cones on clouds.

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.

The God's football

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

'Homer!'