Celestial Sports Fan T-Shirts

Angel Basketball

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'They come down here to smoke.'

World Cup Universe.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Hand me the remote...

"Two bars—how about you?"

I'm afraid of heights.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."