Celestial Sports Fan Prints

Angel Basketball

'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Hand me the remote...

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Two bars—how about you?"

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"Separate clouds, please."

God plays golf

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'It's a conversation piece.'