Celestial Events Fan T-Shirts

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Glimpses One Dollar

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'