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"Do you hear what I hear?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Save Mars

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Glimpses One Dollar

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Aurora

Crisis.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

You are everywhere.

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm your sun!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'He seems nice.'

A little night music...