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Gossip Of The Stars.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Crisis.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

You are everywhere.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'Whoops!'

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'He seems nice.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

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