Celestial Sightseer T-Shirts

'Move it along folks, nothin' to see here but a dead hunchback, surrounded by a strange celestial light, and a host of whispering insects.'

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Swinging on a star.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"It could never work between us."

Moon

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Astronaut love

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Moon and Star

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

Crisis.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"