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Solar Eclipse

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'T.M.I.F.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where Indian ink came from.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man showing in the rain.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Birds Following Witch.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Emergency exit into Space

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."