Celestial Gazers T-Shirts

Celestial reading lamp.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Romance on the Yacht

Quick, follow that star

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Surfing alien.

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?