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'Teenagers!'

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

'Another unsolved problem - where the money come from to run this place.'

Aw c'mon, still no reception!

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Emergency exit into Space

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Romance on the Yacht

Quick, follow that star

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

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