Glacier Gazers T-Shirts

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

I love thunderstorms!

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

The Lark Ascending

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

'That peeping tom across the galaxy is watching us with his telescope again!'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'He said my future stinks.'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'No hitchhikers!'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'Read this expert opinion - the glaciers are melting.'

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'