Glacier Gazers T-Shirts

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Teenagers!'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Your future looks charming.'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"You wanna put that back?"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

I love thunderstorms!

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

The Lark Ascending

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Awkward!"

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'That peeping tom across the galaxy is watching us with his telescope again!'

'No hitchhikers!'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'He said my future stinks.'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

'Read this expert opinion - the glaciers are melting.'