Telescope Gazers T-Shirts

'That peeping tom across the galaxy is watching us with his telescope again!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Emergency exit into Space

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Romance on the Yacht

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'