Telescope Gazers Gifts

'That peeping tom across the galaxy is watching us with his telescope again!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Emergency exit into Space

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Romance on the Yacht

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

You are Here

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."