Mirror Gazers Gifts

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

'A good way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.'

'Alright then, smarty pants - who is the 1,596 th fairest in the land?'

"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."

Hall of mirrors.

"OMG! Bald at my age!"

Bad hair day!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'll take it!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Your future looks charming.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Ask A Silly Question.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

The quarantine self cut.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"