Societal Mirror Gazer Gifts

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Bad hair day!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Glance Exchange

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I'll take it!'

Curling your hair for no reason

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

Ask A Silly Question.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"