Societal Mirror Gazer T-Shirts

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Bad hair day!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'll take it!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Ask A Silly Question.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy