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'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Birds Following Witch.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'I'll take it!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."