Candlelight Gazer T-Shirts

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Nocturne

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Candlelight

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'First snowdrop.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

Unguided imagery

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

Before Electric Fences

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'Ooops!'

"This place caters to workaholics."

'Does anyone have a light, please?

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

Blackouts in California

By candlelight...