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'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

By candlelight...

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Edison: The Early Years,

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Fuse

Teddy Roosevelt

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Antiques

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

The days before television

Beacon Theatre

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Time Smoking a Picture.

Martin Folkes Esq.

Thomas Hood.

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.