Candlelight Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Ernie, your personals ad doesn

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Nice restaurant hey?...Did I mention how lovely you look tonight?...'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Don't bother lighting the candle - I get enough of that at work.'

Hurricane power outages

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Candle Moment

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Bleak House

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

C Day Lewis.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'