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"This place caters to workaholics."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

The Fuse

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Nocturne

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Charles Dickens.

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Bleak House

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Candle Moment

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

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