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Nocturne

Edison: The Early Years,

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Professional woman in pub

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Your candle has gone out."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candles on Drum

Candlelight

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

A drum covered in candles

In the bleak midwinter

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'