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Meditation for dogs

"Wouldn't it be fascinating if dogs could read our thoughts? Or would it be horrifying?"

"Should I get a dog?"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Am I hungry?" The dog asked himself. "Yes. I am hungry."

"I bark, therefore I am."

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

Buffering

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Apocalipsis

Descartes' dog.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.