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'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Fight or Flight

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

California fires and Coronavirus

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Buffering

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Too busy."

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"