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The Big Blow Theory

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Entropy Seminar.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

Meditation for dogs

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."