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"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

Experts through the ages.

Coronavirus Debate

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Buffering

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Israeli soldier

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

"I bark, therefore I am."

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

Meditation for dogs

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

The Master Switch

The nearness of you.

Bob, come settle an argument - Is this a black hole or a dark blue hole?

Art Gallery View.

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

The Big Blow Theory

"And the best-case scenario? How many more?"

"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor