Collider Contemplator Gifts

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

Sisyphus during Covid

Experts through the ages.

Coronavirus Debate

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

Israeli soldier

"I bark, therefore I am."

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

Meditation for dogs

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

The nearness of you.

The Master Switch

Art Gallery View.

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

The Big Blow Theory

"And the best-case scenario? How many more?"

"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

"Father, I would like to go to confession with you!"