Cycle Contemplator Gifts

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Apocalipsis

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"Too busy."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

In-trays 'In' & 'Fighting'.

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

Meditation for dogs

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."