Climate Contemplator Gifts

Experts through the ages.

"I'm afraid California just isn't me."

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Coronavirus Debate

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

US Dollar weakens.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Buffering

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Apocalipsis

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

God's Kitchen

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Euro crisis

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."