Climate Conjurer Gifts

God's Kitchen

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist and Musician

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Witches of Instagram

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Experts through the ages.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Artistic license.

'..and one for the pot.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Henri Matisse

My Cauldron Rules

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"