Climate Conjurer T-Shirts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist and Musician

Witch's Brew.

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Ghostbasters 3

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witches of Instagram

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Experts through the ages.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

My Cauldron Rules

Henri Matisse

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"