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"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Human Recources Management

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'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Guitars in Heaven

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Godot finally turns up

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Balancing Act.

"She works best in hex mode."

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

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Alien Magician