Numbers Conjurer T-Shirts

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Artist and Musician

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Human Recources Management

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Artistic license.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Balancing Act.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"She works best in hex mode."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

'It's another canvasser dear'

Witch Online

Still life?

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Paint charming.

Alien Magician