Numbers Conjurer T-Shirts

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist and Musician

Human Recources Management

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Henri Matisse

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

Balancing Act.

"She works best in hex mode."

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

'It's another canvasser dear'

Witch Online

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Paint charming.

Still life?

Alien Magician

"Do we have a plan 'B'?"