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'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

'Needs salt!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist and Musician

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Human Recources Management

Creativity

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

My Cauldron Rules

Henri Matisse