Crystal Conjurer T-Shirts

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Human Recources Management

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Guitars in Heaven

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Fallen Angel.

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"Don't write it!"

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"The usual, please."

"She works best in hex mode."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"I have to know how it's done."

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

Quwaket

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Alien Magician

Paint charming.