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Fakir has chamber pot with nails.

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"Take a letter, any letter"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Godot finally turns up

"Don't write it!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I have to know how it's done."

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

Quwaket

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"Open Resume!"

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"