Keyword Conjurer T-Shirts

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

"Take a letter, any letter"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Godot finally turns up

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"Don't write it!"

"She works best in hex mode."