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Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Take a letter, any letter"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

Godot finally turns up

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"I have to know how it's done."

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Alien Magician

"There, are you happy now? A wicked witch stopped by the office and turned me into a senior partner!"

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Math Department Janitor

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

Kekule was predestined