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Magic Tricks

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

Godot finally turns up

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"I have to know how it's done."

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Alien Magician

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Math Department Janitor

"There, are you happy now? A wicked witch stopped by the office and turned me into a senior partner!"

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'Alright. But it better be good.'

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

When Michelle said in her dating profile that she liked men in uniform, Dewey was not what she had in mind.