Coven Conjurer T-Shirts

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"She works best in hex mode."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Godot finally turns up

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Witch

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Math Department Janitor

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

Sawing the PC in half.

Parking lot at the coven

Magic Tricks

Kekule was predestined

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

Fakir has chamber pot with nails.